Embark on a journey with me. A dragon-slaying, pirate-filled, superhero journey--
Actually, I just need an e-mail address to send you that resource you need to amp up your game as a superhero creator.
To make sure you can actually RECEIVE that comic-y gift goodness, we gotta check we're sending it the right place!
Please click the link in the email we just sent you so I'm not sending crap to strangers.
You may get a follow up gift if you so desire. If you desire this NOT, and you hate follow up gifts, I shall place a handy button at the bottom of each e-mail to support your escape! (You mortals call that the unsubscribe button)
Beep, boop, NOW ENTERING THE FICTIONAL REALM. Grown ups DO NOT READ BELOW on pain of SUFFERING
*Whispers* Hey kid. Yeah, you. I HAVE A SECRET PROPOSITION FOR YA (only for you--please do not share this link). You see, I like the cut of your jib. Your jib reminds me of an alluring azure space Queen with long fingers and a gun that shoots laser swords! What a great jib. Don't be offended if you're a boy, it's not my fault your jib is so powerfully gorgeous.
Why does your jib inspire such feeling in me? Because you were bold enough to ask an internet stranger, who owes you nothing, for a free gift they spent many hours making. That is bold! And a little naughty, to tell the truth. Look at you in your glorious glowing ballgown that doubles as a space-suit, and your raised eyebrow decorated in soul-diamonds. Wow!
So for being bold, and exuding sexy confidence, Imma share a one-time chance to download the entire Becoming Hero library (worth at least $40) for $7. That link is here: https://gum.co/becominghero
Too salesy? Can you blame me, when you look that fabulous? Don't share your secret link, and if you're not into it, that's cool--your free gift should still be in your little inbox now.